The Story Of The Appearance Of The 6 Baby Bunnies
By Xiao Yi.
Xiao Yi's 2-days-old baby bunnies
Okay... here is the story of the appearance of the 6 bunnies.
Once upon a time, this family was given a gift - a bunny (it was only a little bit of fur, hence the name BITBIT - but after christening it, it decided to change its name to bite bite, hence the nature of this particular bunny was born. It bites
everyone.. *SIAN*) . After some 4 months, the daddy of the family decided that he needed to ascertain the sex of this furry creature.. so... mummy held bunny on its furry back and daddy gave it an examination.. and pronounced it a
boy (coz c balls).. and they lived happily ever after...
Now in a land far away, lives the "wicked' brother of a family. He too owned a wabbit but had decided to give up their wabbit.. namely.. nibbles (nipples?) who is definitely a
boy (coz balls also sighted) BCOZ they hv gotten a puppy n so.. poor little "nipples" is left quite alone... hoppity hop hoppity hop...
Taking pity on his poor little "nipples", the family decided to adopt the wabbit on condition that he is not overly dirty, smelly, icky ...
DAY 1 OF TRIAL VISIT - introduced Nipples to BITE BITE.. thanks heavens - they did not scratch each others' eyes out .. however, after a peaceful 10 seconds..
BITE BITE started humping Nipples... *shocked* what the *** thus confirming the fact that BITE BITE is a
boy..
HE HUMPS RITE!!? WRONG..... it seemed in the silence of the nite..
BITE BITE got HUMPED..... qua qua qua.....
DAY 2 OF TRIAL VISIT - family decided to return Nipples.. coz Nipples peeed, pooed, businessed... all over the balcony.. (apparently BITE BITE saboed him by not telling him the way to their poopot...) family wasted no time returning Nipples to his rightful/wrongful owners.. after much pushing n pulling... family manages to escape minus Nipples... Hurray...
After 3 peaceful weeks, a visiting Auntie Wasini commented that BITE BITE looked pregnant..
* gasp*.. after careful examination.. albeit through the protective fence...
double *gasps * BITE BITE did look pregnant.. worse.. she had started formulating her TOILET into a baby room... dragging all sorts of soft materials, rags, pulling her fur out and arranging them with much luv n care.. toilet = baby room??!!!! There goes the family's clean balcony... Gua gua gua ..
Working mummy of the family
(FYI everyone, this is my aunt) got a call on the fretful 29 aug from the baby of the family.. not BITE BITE, mind u, but Rachael and was informed by this minuscule being that BITE BITE has her litter.. 2 black 2 RED no less...
DAY 2 OF FRETFUL DAY - Upon careful examination by the ever brave, courageous n all noeing mummy of the family... BITE BITE has not four but SIX balls of furless squirming things..... the moral of this para is quite clear... The visiting Auntie Wasini can only
count to four... Qua qua qua...
END OF STORY....
Check out this website for monitoring of bunnies' growth!(Editor's Note: Short of that little note from me, bolding & colouring of words, nothing has been altered, editted or otherwise tampered with. & u wonder why Jean's so siao-char-bo... It's in her genes!)