It's a day of tongue-sticking...




...& stunned looks.


@ a place where I can find my fave kinda food...


with a sport I'd love to try =)


As my ex-pseudo dear steals a feel...


... my current dear punches back with a vengeance!


...... only to sayang him at the end... *slaps forehead*


& the lovers make up with a smooch awww

(& Mr Chemistry looks ready to hurl anytime.)

Gary shows off his the cauliflower's ding-dongs.


... which he promptly fed into Mr Chemistry's mouth.


While I desperately tried to read the menu *no sense pretending to read by flickering candlelight*


... Gary gleefully displayed the effects of alcohol...


...yet again.


We pondered over how to place our orders...

"Waitress, can I have a Blow-Job please?"

"Hi, we'd like to have Sex On The Beach tonight, thanks."

"Hey there, how about giving me a Quickie? Thanks."


The list goes on...


But we finally ordered 1 Long Island Iced Tea, 1 Cosmopolitan *I think* & 2 Sex On The Beaches...

& noted the waiter's careful "Hi, may I noe what u're having?" when he served us.

Smart guy.

Cheers everyone =)

This is the most depressive postcard I've ever seen.



Reading these secrets can really top off your day.

Some part of me wishes that the secrets are not real.
Another part wishes that the people sending them dun exist. But that's just me...

22nd July (I think)
My ex-pseudo-darling sent us an email, claiming he's gonna fulfil his promise of qia-ing us once he got his first paycheck. *blows a kiss*

29th July
The lot of us gathered at CityHall Interchange surrounded by mobs of xiao-mei-meis & xiao-di-dis. We headed for Outback's Steakhouse @ Millenia Walk for dinner.


Give That Girl A Beer, Give That Girl A Hi-Five Poring through pictures of yummilicious hearty meals accompanied with pricey labels *gulp*, we took an understandably long time to decide on what to chow on.


Check out the food baby! Picture courtesy of Randall who unwittingly bumped his ass into some irate tai-tai's Jimmy Choos from the next table as he crouched to take this shot.


The Hot Fave These crunchy-on-the-outside-juicy-on-the-inside Bushmen Shrooms, which taste nothing like what !Kung Bushmen can ever cook, are accompanied by melty fried mozzarella cheese fingers. Yum! *I wont say the unexpectedly scorching burst of mushroom fluid is welcomed by all... ouch!*


When we asked u to "Dig In", we meant the food, dude. While Gary's beef skewers turned out to be rather helpful in rectifying Uncle Ow's hearing problem...


ByeBye French Manicure, Hello Talons ... I took grooming matters into my own hands.


For paying so much, anyone would think they'll give decent change...


...instead of shillings amounting to $9.65


Thumb-Lickin'-Good On behalf of everyone, Uncle Ow gave his comments when Gary asked him how's the food.




Heavy Meal, Light Walk While the gang was in search of the nearest bar...


Honey, You Make Me Taste So Good ...I chanced upon this delightful sight of black & white S & P shakers in the glass display, dancing to my humming of "New York, New York". I wonder what they'll whisper to each other if they can talk...


Honey, shd I buy this? One can almost hear the audible gulp of ZhanXiong when BaoJin pondered seriously if the $75 lamb-skin Mary-Janes are worth buying...


Is this nice!?! Is this nice!?! WeiShi puts our photographer through a vigorous round of shoe-selection.


My brand-new white VNC kitten heels... hear them roar... MEEEOOOOORRRW Yes, dah-ling, I noe it's tough making a decision... But make your choice fast cos Uncle Ow's eyeing the same pair *gasp* !


Doesn't she look like the Marigold cow?!?! Bwahahah!!! & our girl finally found & settled into a mean-looking pair of pointys that screams POWER. Hubba Hubba Hubba.


Heh heh, got another pair of WHITE heels The guilty-happy feeling only a shoe-whore will know...


Heehee! I can't believe I bought 2 pairs! For someone who spent over a hundred on shoes she dun need, BaoJin sure looks exhilarated.




Let's Walk Off The Calories Again, People After apologizing profusely to the guys, we made our way to California Bistro @ the Esplanade....


Red Hot Chilli Peppers ... where I dun see eye to eye with Tabasco fans. U'd think the red one's bad enough...


Green Gross Chilli Peppers ... but that's b4 u tried the green one *MAJOR BLEH*


Silky smooth banana milkshake & Miler Lite Dude, u need to...


Here's To The Good Ol' Days ... change ur pose. *slap forehead*


Giggling convulsively I just couldn't seem to stop... scroll down for the reason why.











...'Nuff said...


Bet U Didn't Know This This, my frens, will be the length of your peewee. Just measure the hypothenus of the right-angle triangle from the tip of your thumb to the 1st knuckle on your fore-finger.


Wondering what question to ask, Wondering if he'll kana again Crazy questions ranging frm the kinky, the sleazy, to the down-right boh-liao. So far, the bottle pointed out (inaccurately, we hope) ZhanXiong's inability to satisfy his girl, Gary having the longest u-noe-what *yes, he's happy with that title, sheesh* and Uncle Ow being a closet narcissist with a fetish for wearing lingerie...


CHEERS!!! Actually, we just dun wan to see your faces HAHAHAH!!! Mean Jean...


A Parting Shot Ciao!