Revamped Ah-Lian Entry

That's right. I FINALLY went to have my hair cut & redyed @ the nearby salon aft weeks of agonized thinking if I shd get the dye from a box (Price: S$18.50) or go to the salon (Price: >>> S$18.50) But I STILL have to get my hair trimmed anyway...

Me (enters Golden Apple salon): "Auntie, ke yi bang wo xiu bao ma? Then bang wo layer yi xia..."
Auntie (darts a quick *not quick enough* glance @ my hair): "Xiao mei, ni yao ran tou fa ma?"
Me: "Er... wo kao lu kao lu..."
Auntie: swept a flowing cape over me & began snippin' away...

1 min later
Me (thinking): OMG!!! My last dye job looks HORRIBLE!!! U mean I have been walking around in THIS?!?!
4mins later
Me (still thinking): Shd I get my hair dyed here?... $80 leh!!! *xim tia cannot buy guitar*
15mins later
Me: "Auntie, wo yao ran tou fa."

Suddenly, the dam broke & the auntie chided me for having sucha bad dye job done b4 lah, why I go & dye myself lah, why don't get professional help when I noe I have such thick hair lah yadah yadah yadah... In fact, she's sooo good @ it that I was reduced to perching meekly on my seat throughout the entire process, feet dangling off the seat like some little grl, while she violated my hair roots, fried my head under the steamer, infused my scalp with O3 treatment.........

1 hour later
TADAH!!! Same old brand new ME =) My hair has been slashed *the amt she snipped off can clog the longkang downstairs* until my hair feels weightless & my hair is now ready for CNY *hmmm... mayb I can tie Mandarin oranges in my hair to complement, u think? heh heh heh*

BUT I still feel like an Ah Lian... Mayb I shd have gone for a darker colour like this Iced Mocha... Oh well... It's worth the $97 =)