Well here I am, shivering my ass & fingers off in this cute guy's (some Kevin Chan guy) cubicle. He graciously lent me his workstation as I need to connect to LAN which only his cubicle has cos this office here has wireless network. & this notebook is DAMN NICE to type on ah!!! Heehee... Thou I signed a bloody contract that binds me to it... Adecco didnt even bother to make me sign anything. So basically if I didnt show my beautifully-made-up face (@#$% I LOOK LIKE A MALAY MEH?!?!) on Monday, Felicia's screwed

Anyway, I had spent 33 hours data-entrying 1,412 Top 1000 & Top 500 companies' names, addresses & phone nos over these past 3.5 days. Jason was surprised that I completed the work in such short notice. (OF COURSE FAST LAH!!! Dont see I nua-nua-w-bimbotic-looks okie!!!) Now that I've finished clicking away, I have to get started on calling those in charge of purchasing stationary for every company PLUS check that the current details are correct AND key in those ppl's contact details. Haiz... 1,412 how to farking finish in 6 days??? Oh well... I have 6 more days to infuse my system w free mocha & cappucino. I think I better come up w a script tml morning so as to sound like a recorder.

Looking forward to Union Camp.

Initially wanted to get those cool olive green shades Style: is giving out *Psycho's colour is green* but 1)the thot of walking down Orchard w EVERYONE recognising them & knowing wat a cheapo I am turns me off, 2)they're fast running out leaving the ugly mocha brown ones, 3)I've better things to buy w my hard-earned money.

Gonna going shopping on Saturday for that aromatherapic sunscreen & a pair of Havanas. Many thanks to Agnes for lending me the Heeren card =)

Later.

*finger-joints aching* Wont talk much today. More another time... Pui...


Claire's bdae dinner @ Lips. Notice how fierce the RED bdae grl is & how DARK I am... Oh well...

*yawn*

Later.

Boring day Thursday... Other than meeting Martin to restock my fast-diminishing reading list from AMK library, KTV-ing more Fishy songs & having my ezLink card checked TWICE on the bus to & fro SR gardens, nothing spectacular happened. (Oh yah, I'll be telemarketing for 3M next week) Fell in love w the Chit Szu *watever spelling*, Jack Daniels *or issit Jack Russells?* & Silky Terrier. & there's this adorable spastic-looking cock-eyed black pug. I wonder if he'll notice someone coming STRAIGHT at him, face-on.

Going to church this coming Saturday... From the looks of things, I'll prob be joining this cell group. More to come after Saturday.

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Went to gym early Friday morning w Hamtaro who's tired of running on his wheel, met YiQi & Guowei *guys just LOVE the butterfly stretches eh?!*, accompanied Hamtaro to Yishun Swimming Complex where he proceeded to tan himself furless while I read a book *title not worth mentioning cos I hate the nan zhu jiao... he can go shove his penis in a blender for all I care*. Watched Battle Royale where we take perverse pleasure at seeing all the Princesses & Princes get slashed to death, FINALLY admitting their since-preschool-MAJOR-crushes on their oblivious & remorseful crushes aka killers. One major CF gone bloody wrong man... Or mayb I'm just tired... yeah... MAYB it's just one proclamation too many. Die kids, DIE!!!

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Saturday morning: Sentosa day... The moment I touched down on Sentosa, I'm excited all over again. Endorphins racing crazily all thruout my system, finally released in wat I called my Scrunched-Up faced *yes let's do it altogether now Martin* Met up w Weiguang, Sharon *Mingjiao from NBPS*, Weisi, Kaixin, SiHan, YiQi *aka Qi-Ge muahaha*, Guowei, ZhanXiong, Gary, ZhanXiong's fren whose name I forgot & Dexter (the guy prob missed us so much he came all the way down even thou he was friggin' sick.... awww...). *hey dude!!! U ok already!?!?!* Volleyball, water monkey, Frisbee... the works.

Oh yah, I think I see a possible Prince in the making in one of the guys that day *blush* Heehee... & no Dex, it's not ZhanXiong *apparently some grls in Chem thot he's hot. Hmmm... no thanks. I'll skip*

Reluctantly left early for service. Mission speech. Ok I'm really too tired rite now to do the blog abt service any justice so I'll continue another day.
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Tuition on this Sunday morning, praying to commemorate the 100th day since Ye Ye's death, shopping to find that ONE SKIRT to rule them all... & I FINALLY FOUND WHAT I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR... fetched Joanna's brother Felix from his 1 week trip to NZ *damn cool ah* w his family. His father missed him SOOO much hahaha!!! More on trips in the next blog.

3M tml at Upper Thomson Rd at 8.15am... haiz... worry worry worry. Jittery nerves all over the place... haiz... I pray that next week will be a smooth week for me. *pray*
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Yawn...That's all folks. Goodnite everyone. Sweet Dreams of me, my Prince... muahaha
CRAP...

Monday: Fish Leong & S.H.E Day @ KBox Cineleisure

Lazy to elaborate. I'll let the pics (courtesy of Martin & his Photoshop skills) tell the story hahaha... Enjoy!!!


(from left): Ah Pooh, Weiling, Chewy & Gerard. Note the intense look on Gerard's face when singing...


HAHAHA!!! (from RIGHT): Selina, Hebe & ELLA!!! HAHAHAHA!!!


HAHAHHA WU DING!!! Yes all 6 of us took turns slaughtering the song... This pic is by far my FAVE. Cos we both looked... erm... GOOD hahahha!!! *cross fingers that Martin dun slaughter me as well*

Anli joined us later but forgot to take photo =P Generally we're not tone-deaf, which is fantastic... Trying to tell a person he's got the wrong pitch EVERYTIME is so depressing (for him) & stressful (for us)...

So tired... Pool games DAMN shiok *haha mainly cos cool water on scorching skin* Got slightly heated up when I almost got into a catfight w a grl. Grls w balloons tied to arms, on guys' shoulders need to burst the opponents' balloons: try to defend ur 2 balls & burst another's @ the same time lah. Bikini kana pulled, scratched AND stepped on someone accidentally *fark I'm SOOO violent... actual camp BETTER farking stay outta the action*, got tanner, more pimples blah blah blah...

Lost my snake pinkie ring. Fark.

CHC for service. Another story for another day. Tml got tuition & I'm dead beat... Pui...
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Okie, pretty glad that I went to the pre-camp @ Sentosa. Tml's 10am @ SRC. REALLY scorching day there man... Palawan Beach is cool!!! Perfect tanning spots, MANY SHOWER cubicles *pretty anal abt queueing up for them*, makan places, yellow waterslide... I mean what more can we ask for man HAHAHHA!!! Gonna mark the papers & turn in soon. Meanwhile, here're a couple of photos from today =)



Melting in the sun: (from left) Huiling, Xing Loo, Jingyi, Shuyun, me, Mel; Weian, Daniel, Michael & Adrian.



WE WANT YOU!!!: Need to get the other funnier version from Weian, where we all pointed in different directions... *diaoz*

P.S.: BTW, it's 30 freshies per group. & each person gets a room!!! Wee!!! Think we'll be smuggling ppl in HAHAHA!!! Anyway, think Shuyun looks a tad like yang Chen Ling from GuessGuessGuess... Damn entertaining grl hahaha.

K. Later.

As an English tutor, it's getting increasingly frustrating to pick up a storybook (Front Row by Lisa Armstrong *yes all former AMKSSians, I detect that slight lifting of eyebrows at the mere mention of THAT hairy Arts teacher w the unforgettable voice*) w a seemingly bimbotic (okok to put it nicely: whimsical. But who're we kidding ourselves really) take on the fashion world, read it & realise I'd come across abt 3 words per pg that I've either nvr come across or no clues as to what they meant. It seemed like all sense of comprehension for those miserable little lines had *wait wait, I mean HAS* completely eluded me for each farking word. Damn.

Seriously man. This is freaking me out, so much so that my nua-ing session @ Coffee Bean was a little tainted by that growing imaginary storm cloud over my PiBaBong hair. *Earl Grey is SOOO fragrant I was thinking if I can make a potpourri out of it hahaha. Kidding.* Would have scribbled & scrawled the words on a napkin but I had no pen. Fark. So that means I'm reading the storybook AGAIN from the beginning, this time w an empty envelope & pencil beside me. Initially wanted to take a photo of it for fun but my FujiFilm F410 is too far away. *God I sound like a pathological loser*

I'm getting really long-winded here, aint I? Just delaying my packing my beach bag for tml. Then again I've been there so many times, I'd get it done in a jiffy. I think. Hmmm... Better get started. So I can drown my sorrows in a thick shocking-pink book until I fall asleep at probably 3am w another envelope & pencil beside my pillow.

Later.

Just browsed thru Filee's self-deprecating entry on her blog. It happens grl. Dont sweat it.

Tml's the day of NUS Union Pre-Camp & I'm SOOO looking forward to it. Dont get me wrong, I am glad in some sense cos I'm gonna be there w a bunch of my CBLC frens. Haven seen them for a while. & Ange just got back from India. Missed her. Then again, the camp's NOT looking too good. Compared to last year, there's gonna be no aircon, possibly-dumber games, probably-even-worse programs & I'm think I'm gonna wake up every morning for all 5 days soaked in perspiration. Charmed. PLUS the freshie guys this yr are gonna be my age. SO ULTRA CHARMED. Like really...
Guess the annual bunch of bikini babes & hunks are gonna bring on the posing & exposing of flesh, flesh & more flesh... While not exactly oozing sex appeal cos they'll be trying so hard to NOT look like they're trying too hard to appear gorgeous. Wait, issnt there an article abt NUS students seeming sex-starved? I rest my case.

OH, have I bitched abt how LONG the Fellowship took to move their cloaked asses from one place to another? No? Let's see now... I think it's abt 2 farking hours, yes excluding delay time cos of eating/fighting/talking/blah blah blah... It's times like these that u think repeatedly to yourself why the fark haven they had the sense to use animals to transport them VIA AIR or invent the gawd-damned airplane. I mean, Gandalf managed to summon that eagle. Y not for the rest of them? THEN they'll move from Rivendall to Isengard & Barad Dur WITHOUT wasting time fighting any ugly Orcs, trolls or Uruk Haiz & Frodo wont get his pretty little face scratched. EVERYTHING done in ONE farking day. Jackson, u can do better than that. BET u didnt realise it, did u eh?!?! I was so tired of bitching to Martin that I eventually laid on the sofa, getting cross-eyed & sleepy. & I'd nvr watched a movie that way. Ever.

*many thanks to Martin who was at hand to help me w the names & trivial bits of info for this blog*

"I'm Sauron, the Creator of that one ring. That One Ring... TO SCREW THEM ALL!!!"
Fark yourself u dumb handless moron... aw shit, I forgot u've NO HANDS!!!

Tired. Go take a nap 1st...

Later.

Caught The Day After Tomorrow w Jiaming @ PS yesterday after pool. Was blown away by the special effects, so much so that I kept glancing at the clear weather outside. We REALLY shdnt take perfect, sunny & calm weather for granted man. Hell, we shdnt take ANYTHING for granted, period. To see NYC covered by over 30 or so feet of water in seconds & ppl freezing instantaneously in -150 degrees Celsius weather is no joke. Left the theatre feeling a little unsettled. & yes Filee, Jake Gyllenhaal is totally savourable material for the average hunk-starved-S'porean grl... in THIS movie, that is.

Somehow I'm still quite stuck w his image in The Bubble Boy *some VCD my aunt bought... groan* where he played this teenager w no immunities in a plastic bubble germ-free suit. Seeing a cute guy, w permanently bad hair, IN arrestingly corny printed panties *calling them boxers will be an insult to all the boxer-wearers ard* does alot of S E R I O U S damage to watever's left of his appeal. Wonder if Dunst finds THAT endearing... *bleh*)

Click on "view clips" to check out the preview.

You Are An Intro-Extrovert! Sometimes you're social - sometimes you're shy You've got a bit of an Introvert / Extrovert split going on You enjoy all sorts of situations. Parties, small groups, and alone time. Too much of one, and you'll long for the other. You need varity! Chances are, you've got both serious and fun friends - and they don't get along. Are You An Extrovert or Introvert? Take This Quiz :-) Find the Love of Your Life (and More Love Quizzes) at Your New Romance.

VIRUS attack. Started when I cant see dejavu's link onwards on my blog & cant access alot *& I mean farking ALOT* of websites. ALmost freaked out when CORS website was ONE FARKING BLANK PAGE... Luckily for me, God sent me 2 dear angels who came to my rescue...

Pictures speak a thousand words. So I'll let them do the talking for now...

BEFORE


Would u just LOOK at that farking number...

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AFTER


All thanks to Martin & his Ad-aware zip file. LURVE ya dude!!!


SUPER grateful... thanks to Gerard for suggesting the software, spybot & avast too!!! =)

La di da di da... I shd get some of those little diamantes to stick 'em ard... OR better yet create them w Photoshop... Hmmm I wonder how it's done...

Me again. *then again, who the farking else?* Bored, so I was rehashing early this morning's gossip session between another NUS Arts *Sci have HARDLY any... gawd* bitch buddy, Pandi, & me. Asking me wassup in *Fling Paradise* & poured my most recent hiccups to him... abt my apparent image to some guy frens. Like fark, if they're strangers they're not even impt enuff to be mentioned here but... Anyway, his answer was to tell me to wear a tudung... Thanks, Pandi, THANKS...

Ange's TuDung Dog MUAHAHAH!!!!
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Then I reached this line I didnt remember seeing: "Eh it's fun to be u ah? Damn it."

SO, to prove him wrong, look below:


You are like majority of the people in today's
society. You probably like the latest trends,
but not because they are considered cool; just
because you like them. Continue being you,
people like you for it.


A Deeper Look Inside Yourself (with pics)
brought to you by Quizilla

For all I know, this merely said I'm boring with a capital B. Normal? Nah, I still think boring. Then again, stupid quiz.

I believe u, Pandi.

Vanakkam

P.S: Pandi = Pig in Tamil
P.P.S: HE name himself this in msn, dont ask me why.

Been coughing my throat out for the past few days... I think there's a orh-cheh at where my jugular vein is...Be it swallowing/talking/laughing*which partially explains my gloom most of the time*/coughing, I'd feel this throbbing pain jabbing at my throat, forcing me to dry cough. & if there's anything worse than a dry cough, it's a PERSISTENT dry cough, one which renders me helpless, voiceless & highly irritable. WTF...

Ooooh yah main aim of blogging today was cos of 2 incidents:

1) Jiaming bought me these on Wednesday upon hearing abt my sorrowful condition. Went for a late-nite drink w him when he passed them to me =)


Herbal tea, gui lian jelly & 2 bottles of honey water... wat more can a sick grl ask for?

He's sooo sweet. Everytime I see the, by now, lone bottle of honeyed water, I'll think of him =) Thanks sweetie!!! I really appreciate the remedies heehee... Really touched that he bothered...

2) Remember how I gushed abt the cute 'crappy retarded little things" Martin bought for his fren? Well here's MINE!!! He whipped it out w a flourish on Friday (met him for 4 str8 hours of non-stop pool + The Ring + South Park the Movie... after I had a 4-hour session the day b4 w Gerard & Ah Pooh + dinner) cos he remembered how I esp took a liking to the 3 little retarded penguins HAHAHA!!!


The crappy, retarded little things Martin got for me... So sweet of him...

Somehow, prob cos of the less strategic positioning of the table, I perform waaay better than on Thursday, away from the bored, highly-cynical, critical & impatient eyes of the ppl waiting for their turn. & yes, no more dancing ard w Da "8" ball =) Also, it helped tremendously that Martin wasnt bitching "wat the hell u doing, woman?!?!?" (THIS totally fueled my irritation & annoyance, wat w the sore throat AND frustration... stupid Gerard) every other time I passed up on an easy shot... which, thankfully, only occurred a handful of times. Like he said, we "played the game, enjoyed & had fun!" Well-said dude =) (plus, he knows how we both hate ppl stressing us unnecessarily)

Anyway, with such caring, sweet & thoughtful guy frens like them, WHO THE HELL needs boyfrens anyway???

A little comic strip... njoy.


AHA!!! Gotcha boy... this time u're not getting away so easily again..........


Eh... Come come dun be shy... I wont hurt u...


MUAHAHAHA!!! This'll teach u to hump me!!!

Went to Sentosa *yesh, again* w Martin, who very generously & thoughtfully brought along 8 cans of COLD drinks for everyone, & the CBLC ppl w their frens. One go tan & the rest played volleyball. Normal stuff. But too little ppl playing liao I feel. Oh well... Think the influx of squealing sec & JC students made everyone xian ji pua...

GREAT weather for tanning thou. Just check it out below!


(clockwise from left)HuiJing, Mel, Shumin & me w my "PiBahBong" hair. Cos Tiko shy so didnt manage to take a group pic of & with the guys. Bleh, might as well MUAHAHA!!!



NICE RITE!!! JaJa still dare scold me dumbass take the sky when it's covered. I LIKE, cannot ah! bleh bleh...



I seriously think the owners bleached the dogs white THEN dye their tails those colours. PinkTail was wearing this shocking pink briefs initially. Yucks... & no, other than cropping the original pic, I did nothing more to the pic, I swear.

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Talked to my fren online last nite. Somehow I'm not looking forward to meeting her again. Somehow... somehow... I feel that she's becoming this Miss I-Know-All-So-Let-Me-Advise-U-On-Things-In-Life-Even-Thou-U-May-Not-Wanna-Hear. It's especially sickening to talk to her abt stuff cos she speaks REALLY REALLY loudly in reply. Like, fark, wan the whole world to hear abt OUR secrets ah? & just cos I'm talking abt other guys for once & not talking abt Ernest, it doesnt mean there's anything wrong. Things are cool, aight. I dont need to update u on wat's going on in my life. I'm happy until u come up w this uppidity attitude everytime we go out. NOW u noe why I'm not hanging out w u anymore. Stick to ur bf, yah? It's better that way, trust me.

Perhaps for the time-being, until u recall that it's impt to JUST BE THERE TO LISTEN sometimes & dont find fault w EVERYTHING, then we can have a normal conversation. I dont talk to u cos I NEED advise (I know my resources for them anyway & it's not u) Sometimes, I talk just to let u noe like "hey here's my life so far. how's urs?" & I'm not subtlely hinting that I've a serious issue that I TOTALLY GOTTA ask for ur opinion abt. If so, I'll just ask u out loud instead of beating abt the farking bush. U shd noe me in that aspect by now.

Sometimes one just need a grlfren to listen & emphatise w her abt the situation. Then she'll feel better cos she noes that, hey, at least she's not the only one out there thinking this way. Just that. Simple rite?
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Tired. I hate public hols... Nowhere to go cos it's farking crowded EVERYWHERE, Nowhere to do/eat/shop for anything without jostling elbow-to-elbow w some auntie, uncle or kiddies. Haiz... I shd go shopping early afternoon man... that will be best. Still have to gao dim Dailin's present by Friday.

Puke man... k tata. Going back to my Photoshop. Learning from a book is NO JOKE... haiz... man man lai bah...

Later.

Went on my retail therapy session today w Martin. He bought these really (in my opinion, CUTE) "crappy little things" for a fren's bdae & I got her a cheapo Fila shoebag cos I dun noe her well. Oso I'm financially tight... & oso, the S'pore SALE is here. Evil me =P

Within 15mins, I'd spent $30+ at m)phosis & ebase EACH
for 4 tops altogether. Which comes up to $15 PER TOP!!! I mean, how cool is that?!?! In SINGAPORE too!!! (I SERIOUSLY think I'll go farking CRAZY shopping in Thailand but that's another topic for another time) I dun care man, I'M GOING AGAIN!!! Martin's eyes were like wide-opened when he saw the price & my fave "70% OFF" tags on practically everything I chose. Then we popped by to get his jeans & lycra top. Looking gd, I must say.

Righto. Onwards to Sakae Sushi @ Heeren. Told u I'm gonna qia him rite? Well, we left the buffet bloated like a couple of goldfish. So technically I spent $100 today. But it's $$$ well-spent heehee!!! Both enjoyed the sushi feast hahaha!!!


Sakae!!! OOishi neh!!! hahahaha!!! Damn nice man...


FINALLY finished watching the trilogy that everyone on Earth w $, DVD or VCD players watched liao. The ghost army is damn power sia...


Magic & ME!!! Martin had to take this shot pretty quickly b4 that dog tried to lick me again! Hahaha!!! Got more pics but put up another day lah yah?


& CHECK THIS OUT!!! Martin said he got me something that day remember? & I was so excited abt it (cos I find it sweet that he'll boh dai ji get me something?) Anyway I totally forgot abt it until he passed it to me b4 I left his house. Still lie to me that it's ROTTING kaoz!


Black Style: Bikini== Something I've been looking for but started too late. THANK YOU MARTIN!!! *muak!!!* Bu kui shi wo de buddy!
Gonna wear that tml at Sentosa!!! Weeee!!!


My gosh, the rush of endorphins is still circulating like mad ever since I tried on those 2 m)phosis tops... gawd... & I'm STILL wearing that bikini since I tried it on for size 1hr ago! (The 1st bikini I tried on w a perfect fit bottom but a cup D top... Somebody pass me a couple of chickens pls... HAHAHA!!!)

"Happy... Shalala... It's so nice to be happy... Shalalala..."